honestly

i keep saying relatable wtf

"Well, now you know my motto…always do the least you can do."

relatable

i have a question: why did nintendo have a bunch of robot chicken shorts during the e3 show

in quidditch world cup for GCN i always loved playing bulgaria because of polovtsian dances…….. damn………. unf

the most ignorant mistake of the century

the most ignorant mistake of the century

idk i get a little miffed when people compare contemporary musical compositions, orchestral and lyrical, to old pieces. like for instance people that say things like “modern rock follows the pattern of Pachelbel’s Canon”. like 1. so many non-contemporary pieces have a very basic structure that of course has a high chance of being unintentionally emulated because there are only so many combinations of tones and harmonies that you can make and 2. there are only so many melodies with certain psychological effects and reflections on the audience and the composer respectively !!!!

LIBRARY POLITICS IS SO WEIRD TO ME

whyre field hockey clubs shaped like that

nvm

Maddie’s proximity was seriously affecting her ability to think straight. Oh, there’s a nice bit of irony.

OMFG. I MAKE THESE JOKES ALL THE TIME

one of the best things about this book is that the main characters have like a foot in height difference

*gets a stroke and dies because i try to use more than 10-15% of my brain at one time*

“Oh my god, she thought, as rival sensations of panic and exhilaration chased one another up and down her body. I’m in love with her.”

BYE THIS BOOK IS SO CUTE

confidence levels when im wearing something cute: Movement 4, “Jupiter”, from The Planets by Holst 

how i feel about my life can be summed up in how Ryan from The Office felt when he realized he hooked up with Kelly on February 13